This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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