if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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