Say something about gay babies.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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