I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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