Christians are straight up FREAKS
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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