do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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