So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
