So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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