Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I want to fling myself into the sun
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.