great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend