Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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