my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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