I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
