I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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