lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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