Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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