Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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