nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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