hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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