Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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