It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
God I need to hump something, right now.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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