I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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