It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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