To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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