Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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