We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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