No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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