We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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