Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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