Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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