your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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