guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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