There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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