If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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