he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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