my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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