ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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