When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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