Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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