Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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The air was thick with penises
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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