he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
...so i touched it.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Randomize
