We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
so much tequila, so little girl.
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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