She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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