Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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