every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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