Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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