I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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