I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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