I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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