your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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