Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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