If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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