the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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