What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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