Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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