it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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